Tuesday, January 7, 2014

BLACK CUM'$ BE$T ALBUM HA$ OFFICIALLY DROPPED!

AFTER YEARS IN THE MAKING BLACK CUM HAS DROPPED BLACK CUM'S LATEST AND GREATEST ALBUM CALLED BLACK CUM I$ THE BE$T BAND ON THE PLANET... AND THI$ I$ BLACK CUM'$ BE$T ALBUM. 

BUY IT NOW!!!


4.00 PPD

$IDE ONE:

01. BLACK CUM'$ BEEN PLAYIN' LOT$ OF BASKETBALL
02. KILL THE PRE$IDENT (BLACK CUM COVER)
03. BLACK CUM PLAY$ THE BA$$ DRUM AND $ING$ AT THE $AME TIME
04. BLACK CUM, BLACK $CARE
05. TRICK THE DICK (A BLACK CUM TIP)
06. BLACK CUM I$ $MOKIN' BLUNTZ
07. BLACK CUM HA$ A JOB
08. BLACK CUM PARTY

$IDE TWO:

01. BLACK CUM, A WHOLE NOTHER $IDE
02. $ATAN HA$ A BARBED COCK (EXPLICIT)
03. YOU MU$T BELIEVE IN BLACK CUM
04. BLACK CUM I$ WA$TED A$ FUCK (AND CAN'T WA$TE IT)
05. BLACK CUM I$ ALL AMERICAN
06. 9-11, BLACK CUM LOVE$ YOU
07. BLACK CUM I$ DEAD
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Sunday, December 8, 2013

BLACK CUM IS THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD, AND THIS IS THEIR BEST ALBUM

BLACK CUM HAS BEEN PLAYING LOTS OF BASKETBALL/KILL THE PRESIDENT (BLACK CUM COVER)/BLACK CUM PLAYS THE BASS DRUM AND SINGS AT THE SAME TIME/BLACK CUM, BLACK SCARE/TRICK THE DICK (A BLACK CUM TIP)/BLACK CUM'S SMOKIN' BLUNTS/BLACK CUM HAS A JOB/BLACK CUM PARTY

BLACK CUM, A WHOLE NOTHER SIDE/SATAN HAS A BARBED COCK (EXPLICIT)/YOU MUST BELIEVE IN BLACK CUM/BLACK CUM IS WASTED AS FUCK (AND CAN'T WASTE IT)/YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICAN (BLACK CUM IS AN AMERICAN)/9-11, BLACK CUM LOVES YOU/BLACK CUM IS DEAD

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

BLACK CUM'S GOT A NEW RECORD OUT SOON

BLACK CUM HAS BEEN SLAVING AWAY, LONG HOURS INTO THE NIGHT AND ON INTO THE MORNING, RECORDING SLEWS UPON SLEWS OF TUNES AND WHITTLING THEM DOWN TO FIT ON 40 MINUTE CASSETTE TAPES. HOURS AND HOURS OF MUSIC WILL BE LOST AND FORGOTTEN TILL BLACK CUM MEGA BOX-SET MATERIALIZES IN FUTURE YEARS. PATRIOT DAY IS WHAT IT MAY BE CALLED BUT BLACK CUM DOESN'T KNOW FOR SURE YET. NEW SOUNDS AFOOT, NEW IDEAS, NEW SUBJEXTS, NEW WORDS AND NEW(?) INSTRUMENTS/BLACK CUM IS AFOOT/BLACK CUM IS AHEARD, ALISTENTED, ALIVE. HERE TO STAY AND HERE TO BE HEARD/BE HEARING MORE BLACK CUM, LISTEN TO BLACK CUM TILL SPEAKERS ARE BLOWN WHEN BLACK CUM SOUNDS MORE LIKE BLACK CUM. NEW ALBUM RELEASE SHOW ON MAY THE 6TH FOR ABIRTHDAY PARTY/BIRTHDAY PARTY IS AFOOT. GOD IS AFOOT/GOD IS NOT MAD/GOD IS ALIVE AND WELL AND BLACK CUM SPEAKS TO GOD AND GOD RESPONDS IN TONGUES AND BLACK CUM SPEAKS IN TONGUES/TONGUES ARE AFOOT/GOD'S TONGUE LICKS EARS AND EYES AND CUM IS BLACK WHEN CUM IS GOD'S. PATRIOTS LISTEN, WHILE IN ATTICS WITH HATCHES NAILED UP, TO BLACK CUM AND FEEL ALIVE AND LOOK AT THE WORLD THROUGH OPEN PORTHOLES ON SHIPS SAILING TO GOD AND GOD LISTENS TO THE LISTENERS OF BLACK CUM AND BLACK CUM LOVES GOD AND GOD IS THERE AND SWEET SATAN IS THERE, WITH HIS BARBED COCK AND CONCUBINES OF DEAD PATRIOTS, LISTENING TO BLACK CUM/YOU MUST LISTEN TOO, AS WELL, ALL MUST LISTEN AND ALL MUST BELIEVE/ALL MUST HEAR AND ALL MUST ARRIVE AND BE PRESENT WHEN BLACK CUM PLAYS RELEASE SHOW ON MAY 6TH, YEAR ONE AFTER THE REVOLUTION. THE BLACK CUM REVOLUTION. THE BLACK CUMMING OF GOD AND SONGS WILL BE HEARD, FAST SONGS, SONGS THAT ARE NOT SONGS AND NEVER WERE SONGS BUT WILL ALWAYS BE SONGS AND SONGS OF LOVE AND SONGS OF GREED AND HATE AND SEX WITH BOOZE/BLACK CUM IS CELIBATE/BLACK CUM IS WHORE: NOT WHORE/PRIVILEGES ARE LOST WHEN BLACK CUM IS TURNED DOWN. NEW SONG BLACK CUM/BLACK SCARE TO HEAR WITH EARS BY CLICKING ON THIS WORD —> BLACK CUM / BLACK SCARE


BE PREPARED.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

NEW RELEASE CUMMING SOON! BLACK CUM AS "BLACK CRUMBS" ON SPLIT UP DOUBLE CASSETTE TAPE. SONG IS CALLED " 'HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SHIT TOGETHER' SUGGESTS THAT HE IS FAILING RATHER BROADLY" SO SOON. SO GOOD. BLACK CUM IS BLACK CRUMBS BCUZ IT IS NOT BLACK CUM BUT BLACK CRUMBS. SOUNDS LIKE BURNT CHOCOLATE MUFFINS WITH MELTED CHIPS. VERY LIMITED NUMBER OF TAPES. MUST BUY AS SOONLY AS POSSIBLE.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Pre-Order the Split 10" w/ Head in the Oven


OK everyone, here is the thing. We've recorded our side of this 10" split we are doing with Head in the Oven. If any of you missed the kickstarter donations thing you can pre-order a copy now before we send it in to get cut. You'll be sure to love this and we are doing a very small run of these. So if you want a copy and you didn't pledge to the kickstarter then you better pre-order if you want a copy. They're just 15 bucks, which is incredibly cheap. You will be paying COST for these, meaning we don't make any money on this we just want you guys to have it.

Best Wishes,
-BLACK CUM

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